When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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