hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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