no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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