spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Randomize