My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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