Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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