I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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