the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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