We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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