So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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