i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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