He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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