At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
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