You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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