youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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