I'm really into asian looking animals
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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