we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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