Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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