420 ftw
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Randomize
