I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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