Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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