Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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