mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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