Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
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