Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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