I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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