Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
