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Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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