You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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