no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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