Duck Duck Cougar?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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