I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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