There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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