oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
i will never coherently bang her
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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