Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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