You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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