Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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