Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
