dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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