NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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