what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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