I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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