margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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