Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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