Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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