So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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