Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
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