I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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