I seem to have left my pride at pride
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I think a kid would responsible me up
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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