well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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