Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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