Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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